Romantic moments

Romantic moments on a backpacking holiday:

• Discussing the date and time of your last poop and the solidity of the poop
• Saying “I still love you and I’m sorry I haven’t expressed any physical affection in weeks but it’s just too fucking hot”
• Stepping out of the shower and announcing that you’re putting the same underpants back on
• Appreciating each other’s new sensual scent – a mix of sweat, sunscreen and insect repellent 
• Raising an eyebrow at your partner’s audible expression of gastrointestinal discomfort then realising it was the cow outside
• Going out for dinner:
  “Are you hungry?”
  “No but I’m ready to get it over with”
• Surreptitiously scratching your insect bites during an embrace
• Asking for a rash status update:
  “Could you take a look at my ass?”