Romantic moments on a backpacking holiday:
- Discussing the date and time of your last poop and the solidity of the poop
- Saying “I still love you and I’m sorry I haven’t expressed any physical affection in weeks but it’s just too fucking hot”
- Stepping out of the shower and announcing that you’re putting the same underpants back on
- Appreciating each other’s new sensual scent – a mix of sweat, sunscreen and insect repellent
- Raising an eyebrow at your partner’s audible expression of gastrointestinal discomfort then realising it was the cow outside
- Going out for dinner:
“Are you hungry?”
“No but I’m ready to get it over with” - Surreptitiously scratching your insect bites during an embrace
- Asking for a rash status update:
“Could you take a look at my ass?”
Love love love your blog. Stay safe and continue to have a fantastic time. Love H&S Mel xx
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Thanks Mel! 🙂
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Just laughed very loudly on the train – Thanks, I now look like a weirdo and other commuters are desperately trying to get away from the strange woman. Blog is hilarious! Keep them coming.
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Thanks Kelly! I aim to unsettle commuters everywhere 😉
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O.K. – who are you quoting?
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